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A British aristocrat in New York  

11/11/2013

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Four pieces of advice for Americans in a rest-room.
Put a radio into rest-room when possible.
Never look in the bowl. It's vulgar.
After flushing always wait, count to seven, and flush a second time, whether clear or not.
Never ever look into the bowl.
One piece of business advice for Americans:
When you leave a bank after withdrawing money, always apologize.

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    I am John Windsor-Cunningham
    being a British aristocrat in New York I guess I'm obliged to become an actor, and am working on  Richard lll  to whom I am distantly related. A great chap, would do anything for a horse.

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